Current mood:	exanimate
Entry tags:	illness sucks

I'm covered in bees!

...You know, if by "covered in" you mean "dealing with", and by "bees" you mean "the mother and father of all colds". It's the same basic principle.

My grandad keeps hinting that it might be flu. It's not. It's not because I say it's not. Or, at least, I'd say it's not, but my voice disappeared yesterday, so speaking's kinda off the table. As is typing for too long, because there's a lot of ouch going on (and half of my right foot keeps falling asleep, which I don't understand at all).

So, in conclusion: I'm covered in bees, do not have the flu, and will reply to comments and entries when I can keep hold of my phone for more than 5 minutes at a time.


(For the record, I'll concede that I have flu when it's annoying enough that I want to kill someone, but totally lack the energy to do so.)