angelikitten: I'm going to start posting random facts

Man, I wish I was beautiful... (

angelikitten) wrote,
@ 2009-11-13 08:44:00

Current mood:	curious
Entry tags:	20 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag, because twilight scares me, question time, random facts about me

I'm going to start posting random facts about me on the days that I can't come up with an actual post. Because reading about my depression can't be fun.

So today's fact is: I own no yellow clothing.

(I've only just realised that this may be a shortcoming - when you're wearing blue knickers and a red bra, you really need a pair of yellow socks.)

Also, a poll to check whether I'm the only person who thinks a certain way - brought to you by the power of creepy Twilight merch.
Poll #1699 Twilight merch scares me
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 15

Which of the following pieces of merch is the creepiest?

The Edward Cullen silhouette wall decal
1 (6.7%)

The Robert Pattinson panties
6 (40.0%)

The Vamp dildo
1 (6.7%)

The "Imprinted" baby sleeper
7 (46.7%)

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	kateness 2009-11-13 08:55 am UTC (link)
	...But you knew my answer already. :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angelikitten 2009-11-13 11:11 am UTC (link)
	I know, but it's useful to have it right in front of me XD (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)

	aqrima 2009-11-13 09:38 am UTC (link)
	o man now i shall have nightmares. ...i seriously cannot believe that shit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angelikitten 2009-11-13 11:13 am UTC (link)
	Sorry! (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)

	kanata 2009-11-13 09:58 am UTC (link)
	I CANNOT CHOOSE. They are all way too creepy. DDD: (Though the third link isn't working for me. But I am sure it's just as creepy as the rest.) Also I don't think I own anything yellow, either. Most of my clothes are dark green, dark red, or navy blue. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angelikitten 2009-11-13 11:19 am UTC (link)
	I KNOW, RIGHT? (Maybe it's because I used a tinyurl for it? The full address is http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP&Category_Code=DI if that helps.) Most of my clothes are dark, but yellow's the only colour I can say for sure I don't have. (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)

	bauhaus 2009-11-13 09:58 am UTC (link)
	hahaha... this is a great idea! Surprisingly enough I do own yellow clothing? I had to think long and hard about that but I do in fact own a yellow shirt and dress that I very rarely wear. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angelikitten 2009-11-13 11:23 am UTC (link)
	Even I can come up with good ideas sometimes XD (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)

	angelbabe_cj 2009-11-13 10:14 am UTC (link)
	Oh geez those are all very very disturbing. I'm going with what I did because the second image is just so wrong. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angelikitten 2009-11-13 11:24 am UTC (link)
	This must be the post with the most wrong in it that I've ever posted XD (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)

	red_trillium 2009-11-13 10:24 am UTC (link)
	I picked the wall decal. Hell, a shadow of ANYONE on my wall and I'll shit myself every time I walk by it in the dark. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angelikitten 2009-11-13 11:25 am UTC (link)
	Lol, fair enough XD (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)

	angryoldhag 2009-11-13 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	Can only pick one. I'd go for them all but the baby thing really creeps me out so... that one then. The panties were a close second. It would make that most horrid period of the month even more horrid. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angelikitten 2009-11-14 10:29 am UTC (link)
	They are all pretty bad - it's why I chose them. But for some reason I find the baby thing so much worse than the others, and I don't know why. Especially when the panties are so wrong. (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)

	leanwellback 2009-11-13 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, wow, I didn't think anything could be creepier than the silhouette - not even the sparklecock - but the fucking baby gro? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angelikitten 2009-11-14 10:31 am UTC (link)
	EXACTLY. (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)

	'Cause I'm a creep. knaw 2009-11-14 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, I think the silhouette is the creepiest one, because if you woke up in the middle of the night and had forgotten all about it, you'd get a real fright. I actually think that the dildo is the least creepy thing, compared to the weird gizmos that one of my female friends uses. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: 'Cause I'm a creep. angelikitten 2009-11-16 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	The irony of that one is the text on it - it says "Be safe". (The components of the dildo aren't all that creepy, but the thought that someone had the idea to put them all together so that they could pretend that they were having sex with a fictional vampire... slightly creepy.) (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: 'Cause I'm a creep. knaw 2009-11-18 07:48 am UTC (link)
	I took account of that, and reasoned that people would still have vampire fantasies even without a particular tool to help them. Also the d-word is a horrible term for something that's supposed to be pleasurable. Besides, I've changed my answer to the panties. That's definitely the most wrong of the lot. A picture of someone on your underwear? Freaky. (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)

fairbreeze
2009-11-15 05:05 am UTC (link)

This was difficult. The Vamp Dildo was right out, because at least that's being marketed to mature adults. The Edward Cullen silhouette is more sad than creepy.

But trying to decide between whether it's creepier to purchase a pair of (it looked like) pre-teen underwear with some guy who you have NEVER MET who is PLAYING A VAMPIRE with his mouth on your crotch or creepier to sort of insinuate that you would support pedophilia/Oedipal tendencies with your baby...

I finally decided that it had to go to the underwear, if only because the people who would actually BUY the baby sleeper would not understand the ramifications and would be all like "oh how sweet", whereas the people buying the panties pretty much get why they want Robert Pattinson's mouth in their junk. Which is FRIGHTENING TO ME.

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	angelikitten 2009-11-16 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	Luckily, they don't seem to have been mass produced. THANK GOD. (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)

	gypsyboots 2009-11-16 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Oh god, they're all so creepy. Also, I don't own any yellow clothing either, but my grandmother used to labour under the delusion that I look fantastic in yellow so there are a ton of yellow little girl clothes in a box in storage somewhere. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angelikitten 2009-11-16 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	That's because Twilight brings creepy merch to the yard. Trufax. (Reply to this) (Thread from start)(Parent)

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